" What's great about seeing a rainbow in the distance is that you get to admire its beauty while someone else gets drenched. " - David Alan Bates

" If there is one rule in public speaking, it is this; an audience would rather be entertained than be taught. " - David Alan Bates

" Repeatedly stirring the soup, will not change its flavour. " - David Alan Bates

" Wearing khakis is akin to injecting adventure into the wearing of pants without being trapped in the commonality of jeans or being as ostentatious as wearing something purple. " - David Alan Bates

" Those who never regret are those who never learn. " - David Alan Bates

" Criticism is the seed that leads to improvement, which is why I choose not to criticise those I do not respect. " - David Alan Bates

" With age comes experience... and an adherence to old ideas. " - David Alan Bates

" The secret to a happy relationship is to have as few as possible. " - David Alan Bates

"Some people worry about burning bridges, but u knw... there are plenty of ways to cross a river." - David Alan Bates

" There are but two types of people in the world; the eccentric and the boring. Then, there are also those who don't know the difference. " - David Alan Bates

" Those who say it's best to keep love simple are those who complicate it the most. " - David Alan Bates

" Women may think that they are better multi-taskers then men, but one need to only observe how they drive to ascertain the truth. " - David Alan Bates

" Every real life story has a happy ending if only you looked for it. " - David Alan Bates

" Being Lost is not two steps away from being Found. " - David Alan Bates

" A person who says that everyone is entitled to their own opinion is just pissed that no one agrees with theirs. " - David Alan Bates

" Women cross dress all the time. " - David Alan Bates

" Alimony is like an installment plan that never ends of something you didn't buy. " - David Alan Bates

" Irony stems from the word Iron; something hard and stiff, especially when it hits you in the face. " - David Alan Bates

" What one is dissatisfied about is the direct result of what they have or have not experienced. " - David Alan Bates

" What is life but a series of errors that we are forced to live with. " - David Alan Bates