" What's great about seeing a rainbow in the distance is that you get to admire its beauty while someone else gets drenched. " - David Alan Bates

" If there is one rule in public speaking, it is this; an audience would rather be entertained than be taught. " - David Alan Bates

" Repeatedly stirring the soup, will not change its flavour. " - David Alan Bates

" Wearing khakis is akin to injecting adventure into the wearing of pants without being trapped in the commonality of jeans or being as ostentatious as wearing something purple. " - David Alan Bates

" Those who never regret are those who never learn. " - David Alan Bates

" Criticism is the seed that leads to improvement, which is why I choose not to criticise those I do not respect. " - David Alan Bates

" With age comes experience... and an adherence to old ideas. " - David Alan Bates

" The secret to a happy relationship is to have as few as possible. " - David Alan Bates

"Some people worry about burning bridges, but u knw... there are plenty of ways to cross a river." - David Alan Bates

" There are but two types of people in the world; the eccentric and the boring. Then, there are also those who don't know the difference. " - David Alan Bates