"Some people worry about burning bridges, but u knw... there are plenty of ways to cross a river." - David Alan Bates

" There are but two types of people in the world; the eccentric and the boring. Then, there are also those who don't know the difference. " - David Alan Bates

" Those who say it's best to keep love simple are those who complicate it the most. " - David Alan Bates

" Women may think that they are better multi-taskers then men, but one need to only observe how they drive to ascertain the truth. " - David Alan Bates

" Every real life story has a happy ending if only you looked for it. " - David Alan Bates

" Being Lost is not two steps away from being Found. " - David Alan Bates

" A person who says that everyone is entitled to their own opinion is just pissed that no one agrees with theirs. " - David Alan Bates

" Women cross dress all the time. " - David Alan Bates