" I never give kisses. I only borrow them. Why? Because what you borrow you can return and when they're kisses; borrowing then returning will get you twice the number. " - David Alan Bates

" Do not stand inside the hole you're digging, you may not get out again. " - David Alan Bates

" Surplies! " - A word to denote gift giving and good intentions

" Eyebrows are like hair that grew too low. " - David Alan Bates

" Love is like being pleasantly surprised every minute of everyday. " - David Alan Bates

" You can't look dignified when you're having Fun. " - Wes Janson, Rogue Squadron in Solo Command

" Time to Nut Up or Shut Up. " - Tallahassee in Zombie Land

The Story

I don't know how this little here quote is supposed to be taken but the way I see it is that Nuts are Balls. To Nut Up is to "Have Some Balls" as they say, do something brave, courageous, go be a hero etc etc etc.

So to Nut Up or Shut Up is either go do something brave (rescuing damsels in distress always works) or shut up. If you aren't going to do it, don't talk about it as though you will. Heroes walk the talk so now Nut Up or Shut Up! XD

" The happiest Being on earth is one which has everything or one which knows not that it has nothing. " - David Alan Bates

" The past does cannot change, but just as we can choose to look to the future with hope so we too can choose to look at the past with fondness. " - David Alan Bates

but

" Even though the past is always left behind it can still pull a fast one on you. " - David Alan Bates

" Everything means something to someone, even if it's something as inconsequential as pebble in an ocean of rocks. " - David Alan Bates

" Beware of those who have no inkling to the true meaning of happiness, yet advises you to do what makes you happy. " - David Alan Bates